Welcome to Unexpected Salutations. 

Have you ever had something to say but just could not find the right words?  Are you tired of digging through the endless racks full of greeting cards and NEVER finding what you want?  Are you sick and tired of having to give people cards full of disingenuous bullshit?

Well we are here to help.  We understand your pain.  We can help you say what NO OTHER GREETING CARD COMPANY CAN!

Sure, there are other sites that have insulting cards, maybe even some really mean ones.  But trust me, NO ONE ELSE HAS ANYTHING LIKE THESE!

Click on the "Free E-cards and Awards" button to the left to access our free e-cards!  If you are looking for printed cards please click "Contact us" and send us an email with the quantity you are interested in.

Thanks, and we hope you get crabs!

Just a note from the Admin:  There is a new stupid bitch in town-->  Stupid Bitch O' The Day